Hey this is Porn Diddy here, I remember when i first started masturbating I would spend what seemed like hours in the bathroom jerking off to nudie mags. it was a cold, old fashioned way to get off, I was young and inexperienced.
Now that I am an adult with lots more mastrubation experience i have discovered the benefits of jerking off in comfort. What do I mean by that? Well instead of whipping out my cock and quickly stroking it til i blow a halfass load into some kleenex in 4 minutes flat, this is what i do now…
1. First off the initial decision to jerk off is important. I have discovered that jerking off EVERY DAY is actually counterproductive. Sure it feels good to cum (when does it ever not feel good?) but what i have found is delaying, postponing or skipping jerk off sessions is actually worth it. For example, instead of jerking off 5 times a week I suggest cutting it down to 2 or 3 times. The lower frequency of jerkoffs should payoff in more intense and explosive orgasms when u actually do rub one out… I remember not jerking off for 2 weeks (I was on a trip and didnt get the chance, lol) – 2 whole weeks without stroking my cock, well the first day i got back i jerked off and i exploded 2 huge shots that cleared my chair, over my keyboard and landed on my desk – almost hitting my phone, it was the most intense orgasm ive had jerkingoff since i was a kid! I didnt mind cleaning up my keyboard and desk after that!
2. Next is how you prepare… once you actually decide you are going to jerk off, get prepared! I used to just sit at my computer, pull my dick out from my pants and jerk off till i came as fast as possible. Not anymore. Now I have masturbation “aides” or tools I use regularly. Here they are:
2a. Baby oil – its amazing how a few squirts of baby oil on your hands and cock will make your rub session even more enjoyable. Baby oil helps reduce the “dry friction” you get with using your hand to jerk off — instead you get “lubricated friction” – the sensation is alot more like a woman’s moist vagina… try it, you’ll like it…
No need for Kleenex anymore!
2b. A big cumtowel – forget about cumming into kleenex, I have discovered the benefits of designating a big bath towel as your “cum towel” — what do i mean by this?… well this is where comfort comes into play… instead of sitting their with your pants on and your zipper open try this: take your pants and underwear off (I like to get completely naked) and lay the bath towel so it completely covers the seating area of your chair, now have a seat onthe bath towel with your legs open, you are now sitting comfortably with full and complete access to your genitals without any constricting pants, belts or underwear getting in your way AND your bathtowel can be used to clean up after you’ve blow your load… now of course if you are trying to sneak in a masturbation session while the wife is down stairs then this may not be possible to do but I love the freedom it gives and it definitely adds to the total overall comfort level of my jerkoff sessions….
2c. Your quality of porn – ok what is the quality of porn you are jerking off too? When I talk about “quality of porn” I am not talking about whether you are jerking off to amateur teens, spankings videos or girls peeing, i mean the actual resolution of the xxx pictures (Clear, large and crisp) and movies (hi-res, dvdquality) that you are looking at. Nowadays there is no excuse to be putting up with low quality porn or wasting yourtime looking for free porn. There are a ton of hiquality porn sites that produce fresh new porn pictures and videos everyday (here are some xxx sites I recommend). My favorite are the xxx pornsites that have a “reality twist” to them (my personal favorite is BangBus). Anyway the point is make sure your quality of porn is topnotch and dont be afraid to spend $30-40 a month on highquality porn passwords, your cock will thank you!
3. Your jerkoff technique – ok lets get down to the nitty gritty… how do you stroke your cock? I know everyone likes different things, rubbing the head hard in counterclockwise strokes, keeping your hand still and pumping your fist with your cock, there are a million ways to jerkoff and everyone enjoys different things so my only suggestion to you is: Experiment! Yes try different things, stay open minded, mix it up… cover your cock in babyoil and go to town while you watch your porn pics and movies, play with your balls, stroke the shaft, use 2 hands at the same time, concentrate on the head, imagine your fist is a tight wet pussy and fuck the snot outta of it… just remember, be creative and have fun!
4. When you cum – ok so you have lubed up your cock like a shiny piston, you’ve stroked to a hot video of Naomi and fantasized about fucking her sexyass and now you are ready to blow your load… dont grab those tissues just yet! I have discovered the beauty of “free cumming” What is free cumming? FreeCumming refers to when you jerk off then blow your load without using anything to catch the cum. Thats right, just lean back in your chair, stroke your cock and when ur ready to blow a load just let it rip buddy… you can either aim “up and back” so you cum on your stomach, aim striaght up in the air so most of the cum lands on your hands and shaft, or aim forward a bit so u cum on your cumtowel. But the idea is to free up your mind about worrying about getting the kleenex “ready” at the last minute and you can enjoy your orgasms more. And if you have used a cum towel like i suggested in step 2b then most of your cum should end up on the towel and you have it right there to clean up the mess.
So there you go… remember, when you jerkoff it is your personal time, a time to just enjoy your own company… no reason for guilt or to rush it… dont allow it to end up being the same mundane scenario: get hard, stroke a few times, cum in kleenex. If you really wanna spice it up check out the worldfamous FleshLight sextoy for men or some of these other adult toys for men!
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